Now is the time for the big push!
Little Sarko has emerged from his hutch and for the moment the so-called front-runners in this campaign offer the people of France a choice between two representatives of a litany of political failure, each trying to dress themselves in the clothes of the outsider.
Nonsense. Make no mistake about it, Sarko and Royal are the heirs to failure. Electing either of them would be to guarantee that France remains mired in the morass of political timidity.
Turn instead to the true outsider, a man who offers himself to France, to provide the leadership and vision that will unleash its true potential.
A man unfettered by the craven awfulness of the past. A man not beholden to vested interests in the unions, business or government. A man free to identify a vibrant new direction for France. A man who now has his glasses back.
Turn to Victor Latrine.
Now is the time for a major push, to drive this campaign to the forefront of the French political scene. As I said to one of my research assistants the other day "One last big push for Victor, baby"*. It worked then and it can work again. A final push, a final spurt, and the Latrine presidency is in sight. It worked then and it can work again.
I set out below some practical steps we can all take to make this push happen. I urge you, as a loyal Latrinist (Latrinista, if you prefer) to take these measures and more.
Thank you for your attention
LibEgFrat to you all
- Spread the word
- Buy the merchandise
merchandise -- buy it! See the full range here. I particularly recommend the thong, as worn by all my research assistants.
- Write to Sarko, write to Borloo
Minister for Employment, Social Cohesion and Something Else (housing
actually), demanding that I be given French nationality and can therefore
contest the election. Ideally you will compose your own letters, but if you want a sample, please email me to request one at the address below.
- You can contact little Sarko here
- Ridiculously, Borloo, doesn't seem to have an email address on his official website. His snail-mail adress is:
- 127 rue de Grenelle
75700 PARIS 07 SP*
- Remember his name is Borloo, not Mooloo -- that is a latrine for cows.
- Share the love
replies. I can be contacted at firstname.lastname@example.org
If everyone does this, then the final push will take us on to victory.
* the full quote was in fact "One last big push for Victor, baby, then we'd better wash the bottle"